You can email me at my 1995 vintage address firstname.lastname@example.org. Yes, I’m that old.
Want to put a horse’s head in my bed or perhaps send me a valentine’s gift? You need this address: 35B Chardmore Road, London, N16 6JA
If you really need to hear me speak, call me on 07010 706678. Don’t text me on that number, because it won’t work.